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xkcd: Pickup Artist - ナンパテク


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Pickup Artist(ナンパ)

男1: I've been learning tricks from pickup artist forums.

男2: Pickup artists are dehumanizing creeps who see relationships as adversarial and women as sex toys.

男1: No, it's just a bunch of tips! like negging: you be little chicks to undermine their self-confidence so they'll be more vulnerable and seek your approval.

男2: Just talk to them like a fucking human being.

男1: Nah, that's a sucker's game.

OK. Wish me luck!


黒ハット: I'm going to the bathroom to roll a bowling ball down under the line of stalls.

女: Cool.

男2: Oh no.

男1: You look like you're on a diet. that's great!

How's the fruit plate?

女: Ohh-. Are we negging?

Let me try!

You look like you're going to spend your life having one epiphany after another, always thinking you've finally figured out what's holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around.

But nothing will ever chance. That cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you are.

The thing standing in the way of your dreams.

Is that the person having them is you.

OK, your turn! Ooh, try insulting my hair!

男1: I think I need to go home and think about my life.

女: It won't help.

Alt-text: Son, don't try to play 'make you feel bad' with the Michael Jordan of making you feel bad.





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