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Two Key System - ツーキーシステム


Two Key System(ツーキーシステム)

All software development, eventually

男: We've installed a two-key system to prevent accidental missile launches.
男: We've developed a dual-turner device to allow a user to efficiently turn multiple keys.
男: We've installed a two-key lock on the dual-turner device to prevent accidental use.

Alt-text: Our company can be your one-stop shop for decentralization.




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Historical Dates - 記念すべき日


Historical Dates(記念すべき日)

Historical records show millions of business transactions occurred on Dec 30th, 1899.
This economic activity sparked the digital age, culminating in a "data festival" on Jan 1st, 1970, when many early digital files were created.

It's going to be weird when historians forget why some dates show up a lot.

Alt-text: Evidence suggests the 1899 transactions occurred as part of a global event centered around a deity associated with the lotus flower.


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Pilot Priority List - パイロット優先リスト


Pilot Priority List(パイロット優先リスト)

Pilot Priority List(パイロット優先リスト)
-----------Standard section(標準セクション)-----------
1. Aviate(航空)
Maintain control of the aircraft
2. Navigate(ナビゲート)
Figure out where you're going
3. Communicate(コミュニケーション)
Stay in touch with ATC and others

-----------Extended section(拡張セクション)-----------
4. Decorate(デコレート)
Make the cockpit fancy
5. Accelerate(加速)
See how fast you can go
6. Roller skate(ローラースケート)
Zoom down the aisle
7. Exfoliate(角質除去)
Scrub away dead skin
8. Sublimate(昇華)
Turn directly to a vapor
9. Pollinate(受粉)
Fly low to stir up pollen
10. Congratulate(おめでとう)
You're doing a good job flying a plane!

Alt-text: CELEBRATE: Serve passengers tiered cakes shaped like the airspace class diagram


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Everyday Carry - エブリデイ・キャリー


Everyday Carry(エブリデイ・キャリー)

It was hard work collecting all the everyday carry products on the Internet, but now I'm finally ready for anything.

Alt-text: Someday I just know I'm going to encounter a problem that requires 500 flashlights and 700 knives with weird holes in them, and on that day I won't be caught unprepared.


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Cursed mRNA Cocktail - 呪われたmRNAカクテル


Cursed mRNA Cocktail(呪われたmRNAカクテル)

Ever wondered what it would be like to drink the new COVID booster?
This recipe approximately recreates the taste and nutritional profile!
(Note: does not protect against COVID.)

"...What? Eww." -CDC spokesperson
 (「......なに?えっ」 - CDC のスポークスマン)
"Please stop." -Dr. Anthony Fauci
 (「停止してください。」 - アンソニー・ファウチ博士)

2 cups water
3 tbsp mayonnaise
 (マヨネーズ 大さじ3)
¼ tsp MSG or nutritional yeast
 (グルタミン酸ナトリウムまたはニュートリショナルイースト 小さじ1/4)
1 tbsp sugar

Pour 1 cup of water into a blender. Add the mayonnaise and MSG. Blend until smooth.
Pour the other cup of water into a glass. Add the sugar and 1 tsp of the mixture from the blender. Stir well.
Serve in shot glasses.

Alt-text: Serve one each to guests whose last cursed cocktail was more than 2 months ago.


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