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Unsubscribe Message - 購読解除メッセージ


Unsubscribe Message(購読解除メッセージ)

Choosing the right emotional tone for your unsubscribe message

Very Negative
Website: You want to unsubscribe?!?! How could you do this to us?! We need you!!!
Very Bad

We're sad to see you go :(

Not Great

You have been unsubscribed.


Success! You have been unsubscribed!!

A little weird

Very Positive
You have been unsubscribed. This is the best gift you could have given us. Thank you.
Very Bad

Alt-text: A mix of the two is even worse: 'Thanks for unsubscribing and helping us pare this list down to reliable supporters.'




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Bad Map Projection: South America - 悪い投影法


Bad Map Projection: South America(悪い投影法)

Bad Map Projection #358: Oops, all South Americas!
 (悪い投影法 No.358: おっと、全部が南アメリカ大陸!)

Alt-text: The projection does a good job preserving both distance and azimuth, at the cost of really exaggerating how many South Americas there are.


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Tattoo Ideas - タトゥーのアイデア


Tattoo Ideas(タトゥーのアイデア)

Tattoo Ideas(タトゥーのアイデア)

Lorem Ipsum Text
 (ロレム・イプサム テキスト)
Email password
Graph of the popularity of tattoos over time, with the date I got the tattoo marked (update regularly)
Slide rule markings on forearms
Eurion constellation, so no one can photocopy pictures of me
The sentence "it's what my tattoo says" written in another language
Tissot's Indicatrix
Summary of the Snopes page on the tattoo epidural thing (lower back)
Pre-surgical checklist
Tattoo artist's social security number
Boarding pass for an upcoming flight
Recap of the plot of Memento
This list, in its entirety

Alt-text: The text ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US with a lengthy footnote explaining that I got this tattoo in 2020 and not, as you may assume, 2001, but offering no further clarification.


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JPEG2000 - JPEG 2000


JPEG2000(JPEG 2000)

男: I'm starting to worry that JPEG 2000 isn't catching on as fast as we expected.

女: Don't worry! We're in this for the long haul.

Alt-text: I was actually a little relieved when I learned that JPEG2000 was used in the DCI digital cinema standard. I was feeling so bad for it!


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Star Wars Voyager 1 - スターウォーズとボイジャー1


Star Wars Voyager 1(スターウォーズとボイジャー1)

男: The time it takes light to travel between Earth and Voyager 1 is exactly equal to the combined runtime of Star Wars episodes I-IX...

男: ...Now!
女: Weird that I don't hear any fireworks.

ベレー帽: Should ollld acquaintance be forgooot

Alt-text: There's some flexibility depending on your standards for measuring runtime and the various special editions. If you still want to have a party, I'm sure you can find some combination that works.


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