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xkcd: Appendicitis - 虫垂炎



ポニーテール: Well, we zapped you with energy beams, and it looks like one of your stupid organs is a traitor.
男: ...which one?
ポニーテール: I dunno, appendix? Gallbladder? One of the little ones that sucks.
男: What should I do?
ポニーテール: You could quash the revolt with the ruthless deployment of chemical and biological weapons.
男: ...antibiotics?
ポニーテール: But certain victory comes only through the sword.
男: Surgery.
ポニーテール: While we're inside, we'll look around-if we see any signs of insurrection elsewhere, we will not hesitate to act. There can be no armistice. Your parts must fall in line or be crushed.
男: Um.

ポニーテール: When the battle is won, we will salt your abdomen so no new organs can ever sprout up to trouble you again.
男: Maybe I should get a second opinion.
ポニーテール: Only if you care what a weaker doctor would say.

Alt-text: Fortunately, after a brief skirmish, I seem to have gained the upper hand in the battle against my internal organs, at least until they learn to read and find out the mean stuff I've said about them.





 XKCDの作者、ランドール マンロー氏の著作本『ホワット・イフ?:野球のボールを光速で投げたらどうなるか』を紹介します。ウェブサイトに投稿された科学のおかしな質問を、XKCDばりの捻くれ方で回答し、それらを本にまとめたものです。こちらも面白いので是非に。

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