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What If? 2 Flowchart - ファット・イフ?2フローチャート


What If? 2 Flowchart(ファット・イフ?2フローチャート)

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[What do you want to do today?]
→I don't know
→Go to neighborhood party

[Reflect on your life]

[Do you like your neighbor?]

[Where do you go?]
→The Sun
→A diner

What do you really want to do?
→I want to shoot a laser at a sorceress
→I want a dog
→I want to tell people things about eggs

[What do you want to bring?]
Weird opinions
→My fake identity

[Are you wearing sunscreen?]

[How do you get there?]

[Get a dog]

[What kinds of things about eggs?]
→True things
→False things

[Do you think bugs should get paid?]

[Have you commited any crimes?]
→Not sure

[How do you want to visit?]
→Briefly, via teleporter
→I want to land a probe on the surface

Box 15: Where do you sit in the helicopter?
→On the rotor

[Are you flying near any strong magnets?]

[How fast do you want to drive?]
→With a bird

Are you satisfied?
→No. I think we need more dogs.

[Do you want to?]

[Travel back in time to undo your crimes]

[Okay, there's the diner!]
→Keep driving forever

[Does this road lead to Rome?]
→No, but it should

Get more dogs

[What food do you order?]
→The Sun
→A cloud

[Pick a different road]

No. You can never have too many dogs.

[How much soup?]
→1 bowl
→1040 bowls
More dogs

No. You can literally never have too many dogs. We should not stop until all that exists has been consumed by a happy, barking mass.

Alt-text: Don't worry, the dogs are all fine. That's actually kind of the problem.


 XKCD作者の著作「What If? 2」の発売記念として、本を手に入れた人向けに、What If? 2に関連するフローチャートを作成した。



 XKCDの作者、ランドール マンロー氏の著作本『ホワット・イフ?:野球のボールを光速で投げたらどうなるか』を紹介します。ウェブサイトに投稿された科学のおかしな質問を、XKCDばりの捻くれ方で回答し、それらを本にまとめたものです。こちらも面白いので是非に。

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