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Only Serifs - セルフのみ


Only Serifs(セルフのみ)

Instead of serif or sans-serif, my new font is only serifs.

Alt-text: If you ever want to get beaten up by a bunch of graphic designers, try removing the serifs from Times New Roman and adding them to Comic Sans.
 (もし、グラフィックデザイナーの集団に殴られたくなったら、Times New Romanからセリフを取り除き、Comic Sansに追加してみてくれ。)


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2023年) です。

Coordinate Plane Closure - 平面座標閉鎖


Coordinate Plane Closure(平面座標閉鎖)

⚠ Math Notice ⚠

The coordinate plane will be closed Thursday between (1.5, 1) and (2, 1.5) to repair a hole.
 (座標平面は、穴を修復するために、(1.5, 1) と (2, 1.5) の間で木曜日に閉じられる予定だ。)

If your graph uses this area, please postpone drawing until Friday or transform it to different coordinates.

Alt-text: 3D graphs that don't contact the plane in the closure area may proceed as scheduled, but be alert for possible collisions with 2D graph lines that reach the hole and unexpectedly enter 3D space.


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2023年) です。

Electron Color - 電子の色


Electron Color(電子の色)

教師: You have a question?
生徒(男): Yeah-What color are electrons and protons? Are they yellow? Red? Blue?

教師: Subatomic particles don't have a color.
教師: They're too small to interact with visible light, so "color" isn't even defined for them.
教師: That said, electrons are definitely yellow.

欄外の声1: I knew it!
欄外の声2: And protons are red, right?
欄外の声3: What? No! They're gray!

Alt-text: There's quark color, but that's not really color--it's just an admission by 20th century physicists that numbers are boring.


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2023年) です。

【Twitterまとめ 1/30~2/5】「遊び疲れたのかな?」他 265ネタ目


 この記事のカテゴリは、小ネタまとめ です。

Size Comparisons - サイズ比較


Size Comparisons(サイズ比較)

男: Texas is so big that if you expanded it to the size of the Solar System, the ants there would be as big as Rhode Island.
ポニーテール: Wow!
ポニーテール: ...Wait.

My hobby: Unhelpful size comparisons

Alt-text: If you shrank the Solar System to the size of Texas, the Houston metro area would be smaller than a grasshopper in Dallas.


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2023年) です。