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Diploma Legal Notes - 卒業証書の法的注意事項


Diploma Legal Notes(卒業証書の法的注意事項)

Congratulations, Class of 2019!
Your diploma grants you many new powers and privileges. These include:
You may now legally perform marriages and arrest people.
If you have your diploma with you, you can use grocery store express lanes with any number of items.
All graduates are entitled to delete one word of their choice from the Oxford English Dictionary.
The university will mail you your working lightsaber within 6-8 weeks.
You can send mail without stamps.
You have earned the right to challenge the British royal family to trial by combat. If you defeat them all, the throne is yours.
You may now ignore "Do Not Pet" warnings on airport security dogs.

Alt-text: If you're planning to challenge the royal family, you should probably wait 6-8 weeks, since a number of the younger ones have diplomas and Kate was actually on the varsity lightsaber team at St Andrews.


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