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Contact Merge - 連絡先のマージ


Contact Merge(連絡先のマージ)

主人公: @Surf_king Weird my phone keeps trying to merge your contact with John's
 (@Surf_king 奇妙なことに、僕の携帯電話は君の連絡先とジョンの連絡先を統合しようとし続けている)
Surf_king: ...
主人公: Hey you two should meet up- He's into surfing too
Surf_king: Oh my God
Surf_king: Are you serious
Surf_king: You've been in this chat with me for four years!

I wonder who holds the record for accidentally doing this the longest

Alt-text: I actually kind of feel like John and Surf King wouldn't like each other, which is a lot to unpack.


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2023年) です。

Down - 下



女: They announced that "down" is relative to mars today.

男: Ugh, I hate when they make another planet the coordinate system origin.

Alt-text: It's just that I get nervous about heights.


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2023年) です。

【Twitterまとめ 7/3~7/9】「リュックの内臓がこっちを見ている」他 286ネタ目


 この記事のカテゴリは、小ネタまとめ です。

Frankenstein Claim Permutations - フランケンシュタインに関するクレームの順列


Frankenstein Claim Permutations(フランケンシュタインに関するクレームの順列)

Claim(クレーム) Notes(注釈)
"No, the monster in Mary Shelley's book is unnamed. Frankenstein is the doctor who created him."
This is the normal claim
"No, the monster in Mary Shelley's novel is named Frankenstein."
Also common, and not worth getting mad about IMO
"No, Frankenstein is the name of the author. The monster Mary Shelley created is unnamed."
At a glance this could pass for one of the normal claims
"No one knows who wrote the novel about Doctor Mary Shelley creating the monster Frankenstein."
I would read this book
"No, Frankenstein is the name of the doctor. The monster he created is Mary Shelley."
Fully chaotic(完全にカオス)
"No, the doctor who creates Mary Shelley in Frankenstein's novel doesn't have a name."

Alt-text: When I began trying to form a new claim by stitching together these parts in such an unnatural way, some called me mad.


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2023年) です。

Room Temperature - 室温


Room Temperature(室温)

男1: My layered silicon crystals can amplify or switch current while sitting right here on the table!
ポニーテール: Uh huh.
男2: I see.

No one is impressed by my discovery of room-temperature semiconductors.

Alt-text: They're also refusing to fund my device that demonstrates uncontrolled hot fusion.


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2023年) です。