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Obituary Editor - 死亡記事編集者


Obituary Editor(死亡記事編集者)


The cool, attractive, universally beloved editor of the obituary section has died, hopefully of natural causes after a long life.
They take with them the password to the heretofore unrevealed auto-post system.
They are survived by 8 billion heartbroken people. Memorial services will be held daily in all public spaces from now on.

Alt-text: As the editor has reportedly defeated Death in a series of games of skill, no further obituaries are expected.


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2023年) です。

Fanservice - ファンサービス



男: So, I hear you do a lot of fanservice.
白ハット: No!

How to annoy a turbine maintenance engineer

Alt-text: I was eventually kicked out of my architectural engineering program because I wouldn't stop referring to HVAC as "the fandom."
 (HVACを 「ファンダム」と呼ぶのを止めないから、結局、建築工学のプログラムから追い出されたんだ。)


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2023年) です。

Hand Dryers - ハンドドライヤー


Hand Dryers(ハンドドライヤー)

It seems like hand dryers take forever to heat up, but that's because the evaporation cools your skin, so the hot air feels cold until the water is gone.


I spent decades mistakenly annoyed at hand dryer engineers, so now I'm on a mission to save others from the same fate.

Alt-text: I know hand dryers have their problems, but I think for fun we should keep egging Dyson on and see if we can get them to make one where the airflow breaks the speed of sound.


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2023年) です。

【Twitterまとめ 2/20~2/26】「プロっぽい手つき」他 268ネタ目


 この記事のカテゴリは、小ネタまとめ です。

Island Storage - 島の保管


Island Storage(島の保管)

Reminder: If you're the last one using the Earth, please put the islands away when you're done.
Alt-text: I always hate dragging around the larger archipelagos, but I appreciate how the Scandanavian peninsula flexes outward to create a snug pocket for the British Isles.


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2023年) です。