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Deer Turrets - シカ砲台


Deer Turrets(シカ砲台)

黒ハット: Was it a mistake to build turrets that can track nearby wireless devices and fire powerful lasers in their general direction?
黒ハット: Sure. I realize that now.

黒ハット: Was it a mistake to mount those turrets on neighborhood deer, release them, then lose interest in the project and move on?
黒ハット: Yes. Hindsight is 20/20.

黒ハット: But science is about learning from mistakes
黒ハット: And not being afraid to make new ones.

黒ハット: Like inviting you here, but not warning you to put your phones in airplane mode.
黒ハット: Another mistake, but that's okay.

観客: Is it really?!
黒ハット: I think it's fine.
鹿: Pew! Pew!

Alt-text: When my great grandfather designed the Titanic and it hit an iceberg and sank, he didn't sit around moping. He took those lessons to his next job designing airships, and he made the Hindenburg completely iceberg-proof!


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2020年) です。





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「ルンバ船ネコ船長、大海原をゆく」「私のもやもやと猫」他 139ネタ目


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Rabbit Introduction - うさぎの導入


Rabbit Introduction(うさぎの導入)

男(プレゼンター): The US's smallest rabbit species is the pygmy rabbit from the Great Basin area.
男: We're seeking a grant to introduce them into the east.

女(金髪): Are they native here?
男(プレゼンター): No.
女(金髪): Will they control some invasive pest?
男(プレゼンター): Dunno!
女(金髪): Then...Why would you do this?

男(プレゼンター): I don't understand.
男(プレゼンター): Did you see how small they are?
男(プレゼンター): They're so round!
男(プレゼンター): Those tiny ears!

女(左端): I see. I'm afraid we'll be denying your grant.
白ハット: Hang on. He is right about their ears...
女(黒髪): The little feet!
男(黒髪): I vote we fund them!

Alt-text: Washington state is seeing great success with reintroducing the Columbia River Basin subpopulation. We cannot allow them to further widen the interstate bun gap.


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2020年) です。