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Wardrobe - ワードローブ



女: I'll go ask.
女: You wait here.

タムナス: Halt! Who goes there?
女: Hey Tumnus. Quick question.
タムナス: Yes?

女: Is Narnia in the E.U.?
タムナス: Yes, we joined after you did.
女: Oh great, another border to deal with.

男: I'll go find a lock for the door.

Alt-text: If you'd just agree to hold your meetings in here, you'd have PLENTY of time to figure things out before the deadline.


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2019年) です。

53 Cards - 53枚のカード


53 Cards(53枚のカード)

男: I've found a way to turn a 52-card deck into 53 cards by shuffling and rearranging them.

ポニーテール: No, you haven't.

男: How do you know?! I challenge you to find an error in my math!

Every conversation between a physicist and a perpetual motion enthusiast.

Alt-text: Well, there's one right here at the bottom, where it says "53."


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2019年) です。

Percent Milkfat - 乳脂肪率


Percent Milkfat(乳脂肪率)

ポニーテール: "2% milk" is 2% milkfat. But "whole milk" isn't 100% milkfat-it's 3.5%.
男: Weird. What's the rest of it?
ポニーテール: About 27% is dark matter. The remainder is dark energy.

Alt-text: "So what's dark energy?" "Cosmologists and the FDA are both trying very hard to find out."


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2019年) です。

Faculty:Student Ratio - 教員:学生の比率


Faculty:Student Ratio(教員:学生の比率)

Megan: How's the work going?
Cueball: Can you all at least stand back a little?

My school tried to game the ratings by having a 30:1 faculty:student ratio

Alt-text: They managed to briefly hit the top of the rankings when they rejected everyone except one applicant, published 5 billion research papers that just said "Hi," and hired one of their graduates for $50 trillion/year (then fired them after 10 microseconds.)


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Chemistry Nobel - ノーベル化学賞


Chemistry Nobel(ノーベル化学賞)

ポニーテール: I don't know why no one else thought to look here.

The 2019 Nobel Prize in Chemistry went to the team that discovered the elements in the big gap at the top of the periodic table.

Alt-text: Most chemists thought the lanthanides and actinides could be inserted in the sixth and seventh rows, but no, they're just floating down at the bottom with lots more undiscovered elements all around them.


 この記事のカテゴリは、xkcd日本語訳(2019年) です。